Guess I Was Fooled By Your Smile

The other day, me and James were so bored. Like, so bored I dressed up like a pregnant woman for no reason. Then I went up to that one kid Kit and was like "yo man I'm havin a baby." and she was like "...I think I'm going to go shoot myself. goodbye." and I laughed xD. I changed my preggo outfit to something more slutish but you couldn't tell my belly was fake :D. then I got Jamie to dress up as a hot lesbian hooker and we got married with the witness of sleeping Blaze and passed out Dallas. It was hot.

Then us newly weds went to the mall. Because we're too ghetto for a legit honeymoon. We held hands because we're romantic like that. People looked at us funny :(. Oh well we're confident and shit so we didn't care. We did a little baby shoppin. For a boy obviously. Cause I refuse to have a fake baby girl. (plus we were givin it to Blaze :p) Omg boys are so much fun to shop for. I dunno why but they just have cuter shit. If I ever get legit pregnant I want a boy :D.

After we did some shopping for baby crap, me and my hot lesbian hooker wife went shopping for sexy ... langera.. lingirini? god dammnit how do you spell that shit. I dunno that fancy under garmet shit with the lace and sexy ...thong...things... :D.

AND THEN! YOU KNOW WHAT WE DID?! We ... went and sat outside while I had a smoke :p. Even more people looked at us. So I turn to Alexander and say, very loudly, "you know. I've been trying to quit smokeing for this baby. cause I hear that this kinda shit aint to healthy man." my hot lesbian hooker wife, as a concered father to be, asks how many I'm down to a day. I say about 2 and a half packs with a nice proud smile. Then this old bitch comes and does the old bitch hting and tries to tell me smokeing will kill me and my baby. I let her go on for about 3 minutes then I just look her right in the eye and scream "SILENCE. I KILL YOU." and walked away :)

Later on me and the hot lesbian hooker wife met up with Don. Don is actually Dawn but shes just to she like so she can have a mans name. mans name being Don :]. Like Don Vito. I departed from my lovely whore wife and Don and I went to the paint store. We picked out some sick rainbow like colours. We then traveled to her place and painted ourselves. We were like, pretty much naked and jizz. It was hot. We walked down to the closest corrner store and went inside, picked up some skittles and started to walk out. Everyone stopped what they were doin just to check us out. Man, it was like live porn to see me and Don like that. Every male musta had a boner and the women had like the Atlantic ocean in their panties. Fun times man. Anywhoooooosits. This guy who worked there was all "yo man yous gotta pay for that yo" hehe. he was kinda funny sounding xD. and me and Don Vito look at each other and then him and scream TASTE THE FUCKIN RAINBOW BITCH. and just walked out. no one stopped us. and we got us some free Skittles (:< Omfg it was so much fun xD.

Anyway. I'm bored as fuck writing this and keep getting distracted by small things that are not really relevent to life. So Ima stop now :].

-Carson :]
p.s. DON DOES THIS MAKE UP FOR MY SHIT OTHER POST ?!